Phone Sex before coffee… I know it sounds like a crazy idea… I mean who is even awake before the first cup of a delightfully amber joe. I remember, back in the days when I didn’t know better, coffee for me meant a warmish dark liquid, “brewed” out of a Mr. Coffee excuse of a brewer the taste of which had to be tempered with a toast or whatever breakfast laid in my fridge. Then I met this lady and we became a couple, it was short lived, but one thing she taught me was how to make real coffee and in more ways than I’d care to admit, she is the reason behind this article, although she doesn’t know anything about it. Besides, she was a lovely lady and if anything she made a real difference in my life.
So she taught me the value of a good cup of coffee and on many a mornings, at dawn, the time when even the wolves get back to base, we would lay in bed, smelling the wonderful aroma of a coffee prepared as it should be, enjoying the bliss of the moment. Of course, lots of people happen when a couple lies in bed with a smile and yes, I know what you think, it’s exactly that. When the two of us decided to part ways, I had fortunately at least leaned about how to make a good cup of coffee. The other “thing” we were also doing, when that went out of the window and I quickly found out that coffee without “it” was really not the best way to start a day. It is then that I discovered the best cheap phone sex there is and whilst it can never replace the real thing, it’s certainly a lovely thing to be able to fall back on.
Lots of people have lots of misconceptions about the ladies who work in the adult chat industry, but if you thought that the caliber of these ladies (there are also men, by the way, and even transsexuals) is not all that great, then you’d be wrong. Completely. My personal experience has been that these ladies (I never talked to a man but did have a few calls with a shemale) are extremely bright people, some of them more educated than the most of us, and if the tone of their voice is a major asset in the way to dispense their craft, what is more important is their ability to relate with their callers.
One lady told me once that she had callers who did not necessarily call her for her expertise in sexual fantasies, but just to talk. “For some of my callers, I am way cheaper than a therapist, I know how to listen but I am never shy to give an opinion… For some, a few dollars with me on a daily basis is all they need to get their bearings and if I’ve learned anything, it is never to judge anyone.”
Of course, I am not advocating that people should forgo their relationship and go “adult chat” only but to put it like this guy on the TV with the beard, the women around him and his advice on the brand of beer he drinks…
“I don’t always have phone sex, but when I do, I have it before coffee…”